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<3
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There are tons of reasons why it’s good that we’re not together:
1) If I ever became a superhero, my nemesis would use you against me. I don’t know if I can keep up the endless fight of good vs. evil if you get kidnapped every other week.
2) What if it turns out that I’m immortal and you’re not? What if I have to watch you slowly fade away, knowing that there’s nothing I can do to keep you with me?
3) I might actually be a clone of your real true love, who will of course reappear inconveniently in our lives right after we decide to get married or something. Sigh.
4) You might actually be my opposite-gender formerly evil long-lost identical twin who looks nothing like me at all. And wouldn’t that be awkward?
5) I’m an amnesiac alien from a planet hell-bent on destroying Earth; you’ve secretly been engaged to micronation royalty since you were 4; you’re a time-traveling knight with a home to return to and a duty to uphold; I can’t hug the people I love without them spontaneously de-aging…
A lot of things could go wrong, you know? So I’m totally fine with us never becoming a couple. Just peachy. A-okay.
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My music for the day
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(via twentysixreasonswhy)
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Uh…………i need this
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(via iluhhit)
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You’re the boy that “made me that way”.
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I hate..
When people come over and your room automatically becomes messy. People who can’t be quite when they need to be. People who take showers that are wayyyy too long. Girls who wear too much makeup. Girls who change when they get boyfriends. Being home. Not having my license. Having to do things I don’t want to do. Having to compromise.
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Those look wonderful.
(via jayschrenk)
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